• YOU gave my guest towels Herpes, according to UC Berkeley researchers
  
  
• When you are a celebrity, every night is the prom, According UC Berkeley Researchers
  
  
• Dogs could be a lot cooler about people putting clothes on them, According UC Berkeley Researchers
  
  
• That thing does have a HEMI, According to UC Berkeley Researchers
  
  
• Hookers don't give change, According to UC Berkeley Researchers
  
  
• Stoned Stockbrokers buy high, sell high, According to UC Berkeley Researchers
  
  
• Lionel Ritchie Comeback Inevitable, according to UC Berkeley Researchers
  
  
• Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons! According to UC Berkeley Researchers
  
  
• Silent Prejudice Results in Black People Not Eating Much Korean Food, According to UC Berkeley Researchers
  
  
• Everybody Likes the Smell of their Own Farts, According to UC Berkeley Researchers
  
  
• 90% of the time a guy thinks he is chatting with a girl online it is actually Jason Sattler, According to UC Berkeley Researchers
  
  
• Bob Geldolph still wonders if they know it's Christmas in Africa, according UC Berkeley Researchers
  
  
• "Search for the Golden Wiener" Called Worst Indiana Jones Title Possible, According to UC Berkeley Researchers
  
  
• A Priest Would Never Molest a Jew and Vice-Versa, According to UC Berkeley Researchers
  
  
• Fantasy Baseball is a Very Gay Concept, According to UC Berkeley Researcher
  
  
• You clog toliets where ever you go, According to UC Berkeley Researchers
  
  
• Toliet Paper is the Leading Cause of Clean Ass, According to UC Berkeley Researchers
  
  
• Cat Owners Slowly Loose Ability to Communicate with Humans, According to UC Berkeley Researchers
  
  
• The People Driving in Front of You are Driving too Slow, According to UC Berkeley Researchers
  
  
• "You're Going to Live with Your Auntie and Uncle in Bel Air," is the Least Common Problem of African-American Youth, According to UC Berkeley Researchers
  
  
• DNA Test on Tissue Paper on the Movie Theater Bathroom Floor Reveals that You Are the Father of Raisinettes, According to UC Berkeley Researchers
  
  
• Getting a boob reduction was the dumbest mistake you could have made, According to UC Berkeley Researchers
  
  
• National Dildo Association Incorrect when they say a Dildo is More Likely to be Used on an Intruder than the Dildo Owner, According to UC Berkeley Researchers
  
  
  

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